Cruising is only tolerable for so long before you have to race. And as much as we like to only run heads-up, there's always bracket racing. In bracket racing, you can win with the slowest car at the track as long as you're consistent-or, at least as long as you can consistently borrow the keys to mom's car. Once you get caught for that, spend $200 on anything that runs, make it consistent, and spend every weekend at your local dragstrip. You might win your money back and get a smoochy from the trophy babe.